Anecdote

Forgetful and Indecent Woman

  

     One day, in a mall, there was a forgetful and indecent woman. When she was at fifteenth floor, someone yelled her. “Vera! Your son is wanting to kill himself in ninth floor!”. So the woman hurried up to go to the ninth floor. Upon arrived, she just remembered that she never has son. Then she went down to the fifth floor. She remembered again that she have not married. And when she was in the first floor, she remembered that her name is not Vera. ckckck..

     After that she went to a boutique and bought some t-shirt. She wore one of them without looking it very nice. And.. something wrong. She didn’t know what happen. But every man who looked her, touched and tempting her. She was very uncomfortable. And when she was in front of a mirror, she just realized that in the t-shirt, there are a big sentence “KISS ME PLEASE”. Oh no!!